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"We’ll start tonight in the Middle East, where Israel…" http://on.cc.com/UpCDAT

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"We’ll start tonight in the Middle East, where Israel…" http://on.cc.com/UpCDAT

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choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

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I hope you make the best of it. And I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.

F. Scott Fitzgerald 

Book Geek Quote #549

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  • other country: wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
  • america: there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
  • other country: we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
  • america: no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
  • other country: gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
  • america: wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
  • other country: nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
  • america: if only there was a way.............................
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longandlanky:

"I’m trying to write a piece of music that’s about what it feels like to be on the beach with you right now."

My heart hurts

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softwaring:

Sunrise over Towers of Paine
Patagonia, Argentina
Frances Kwok

softwaring:

Sunrise over Towers of Paine

Patagonia, Argentina

Frances Kwok

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